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10-14-2005, 07:10 AM
Funny Quotes "It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore, I have to beat somebody."
- Richard M. Nixon

"The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet."
-Mr. New Jersey contestant when asked what he would do with a million dollars.

"Things are more like they are now than they ever were before."
-Former U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower

"A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money."
-Everett Dirksen

"A verbal contract isn''t worth the paper it''s written on.!
-Samuel Goldwyn

"I don''t feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves." -John Wayne

"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
- Philadelphia Phillies manager Danny Ozark

"Without censorship, things can get terribly confused in the public mind."
-General William Westmoreland

"If you let that sort of thing go on, your bread and butter will be cut right out from under your feet."
-Former British foreign minister Ernest Bevin

10-14-2005, 04:05 PM
"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
- Philadelphia Phillies manager Danny Ozark

Some similar Yogi-isms:

"Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical."

"You give 100% in the first half of the game, and if that isn't enough, in the second half you give what's left."

"I never said most of the things I said."

10-15-2005, 11:26 PM
Danny Ozark was a treat to behold.

10-21-2005, 06:11 PM
"Beware the lollipop of mediocrity. Lick it once and you suck forever." This will forever be my favorite saying, with "What could possibly go wrong?" coming in a very close second.