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Ken Heaton
11-24-2008, 01:13 PM
We all remember the old Lucas jokes about "warm beer" and "Prince of Darkness", so the other day I was searching the web and came across an English Landrover website. They had a section on One-Liners, so here is a sample:

What do you call an old Land Rover with dual exhausts?


A WHEELBARROW:eek:
scatterling
11-24-2008, 06:34 PM
...ummm, more please sir!
Ken Heaton
11-24-2008, 08:29 PM
Why do Land Rovers leak so much oil?

That's how they mark their territory